Regency Reader Questions: Maudling Your Insides with Tea

Thank you for another great question, NoAgnes, and for being a Regency Reader.

Based on my research, I would say that its more of an attack or a joke about masculinity than it is about class.

One of the earliest effects of tea drinking in men was in general a maudling foppishness a conceited and effeminate air which as the habit increased you found springing from its parent in imitation of the Chinese fashion a tail being bound tightly with a ribbon presented at termination a little curling white blossom This generally accompanied by a pea green coat large pattern waistcoat loose small cloaths ugly gaiters with a great propensity to take cold unless an extra handkerchief was tied round throat on going into the air and another the hat and fastened under the chin to resist rudest assaults of Boreas In women the still more terribly appeared for first the TWADDLES came on and next the MAUDLES the one giving the dimmest optics the power of seeing all failings of their neighbours and the other the delightful opportunity of repeating them I could elucidate numerous instances of the dreadful resulting from the herb TEA were they of a nature likely to shock the reader but the prominent physical effect upon record is in every middle aged person's recollection to wit THE GREEN MAN AT BRIGHTON He drank of strong green tea till all his garments assumed like hue his coat waistcoat breeches hat cravat & c were green and he also poor fellow became so as to throw himself into the green sea Another thing to be observed is the bloodshed which has been caused by twaddling over a dish of tea it has engendered duels suicides and all their minor accompaniments envy hatred and malice In the glorious days of good Queen Bess her maids of honor were allowed two gallons of good ale and two pounds of beef steaks for breakfast whether they drank and ate their respective allowances I will not vouch for but thus much I am sure of that ne er a maid of honor now living would be able to go through such a repast at six o clock in the morning In the good queen's days there were no head aches no pulmonary complaints no nervous disorders such as faintings hysterics kickings flingings screamings perriwigs pig tails puckered trowsers stiff neckcloths stays maudles dawdles twaddlewaddle No all was purely masculine and feminine distinct The devil grins at every cup of tea that is drank he pats the venders of that herb upon the back and chuckles with them styling them his Well beloved he anticipates the punishment of a whole company which shall be nameless they have
been his most active agents in disseminating this potent poison he is certain of frying the brother of the sun and moon whom he visits in the shape of a five clawed dragon those are his feelings of gratitude towards them who do his dirty work he glories in the idea of tying the cultivators of his baneful plant together by the tails and flinging them over a rope like a parcel of cats with their own rockets fastened thereto and see them clapperclaw each other to his heart's delight As for TwyngWang he looks out sharply for him intending to make a serving man of him for Proserpine his spouse that being always in a broil yet never consumed his fate might be a parallel of Tantalus Thus I offer to those who are not too far gone in their love of tea a timely warning of their danger with the sincere hope that they will desist from their evil practice before it is too late and so disappoint the hungry maw of the greatest enemy to mankind the devil

The Lady’s Monthly Museum, 1824.

The excerpt comes from an article about the “most learned and scientific dignitary, Doctor Round” and the above is from one of his treatise on health.  It’s a ridiculous claim, likely with some basis in white supremacy and racism, but it also comes from an attempt at sentimentality and misogyny.

Henderson-Tew (2014) argues that tea “played a significant role in the development of taste and fashion within wealthy elite society” and from its early introduction in the 1660s, became “rapidly feminised” in part by its popularity among the three successive Queens and in part because of the domestic rituals of the tea table.  The tea table would be a significant meeting place for women, including Bluestockings, whereas men had the coffee-house as their intellectual and socio-political sphere of consumption and communication.  It was necessary there was some separation, based on strong rules about the intermixing among genders.

Gray (2009) shares that by the Regency era, tea was becoming part of the English national stereotype, yet a female’s position relative to the consumption of tea was ever present.  I like to think of tea being the ultimate subversion of misogyny, providing a socially acceptable space for women to gather, commune, and share information.

Heyer was no doubt aware of this interplay, as a relentless scholar and historian, and saw it as a shorthand to either make a sexist joke reflective of era appropriate bias or to set her characters apart from the norm.  In that it is spoken by the Dowager, a particularly feisty octogenarian in False Colours, suggests the later however its presence in the Nonesuch spoken by a cant loving young man suggest the former.

I always laugh at it, regardless of the intent, because it’s a ridiculous picture and reminds me of people I have met who refuse to drink water or who won’t drink certain types of beverages because of some sort of gendering.

These, of course, are my take on the matter.  Always interested in a discussion, so share your thoughts in the comments below!

Gray, A. (2009). ‘A moveable feast’: negotiating gender at the middle-class tea-table in eighteenth-and nineteenth-century England. Food and Drink in Archaeology2, 46-56.

Henderson-Tew, M. (2014).  THE ENGLISH TEA-TABLE: THE DOMESTIC FEMINISATION OF AN EXOTIC COMMODITY, FROM THE ARRIVAL OF TEA IN ENGLAND CIRCA 1660 TO 1760. VIDES 2014 section 009 Maggie Henderson-Tew_0.pdf (ox.ac.uk)

Kowaleski-Wallace, B. (1994). Tea, gender, and domesticity in eighteenth-century England. Studies in Eighteenth-Century Culture23(1), 131-145.

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One Response to Regency Reader Questions: Maudling Your Insides with Tea

  1. The excerpt you quote above is absolutely satirical, and so cannot even be taken seriously as far as sexism goes (it rates both sexes equally poorly), but it is a good example of where Heyer got the phrase and it’s tongue-in-cheek intent.